{"product_id":"🎅-santas-gaming-naughty-list-digital-version-only","title":"🎅 Santa's Gaming Naughty List - DIGITAL VERSION ONLY","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"335\"\u003e🎅🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"333\"\u003eGamer Naughty List Letter — Signed by Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e(Madrina Tried… She Really Did)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eYou did it.\u003cbr data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eYou finally pushed Santa over the edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eAll the wipes.\u003cbr data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eAll the AoEs.\u003cbr data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"461\"\u003eAll the unsolicited weapon pics.\u003cbr data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"496\"\u003eAll the gray parses you flexed like they were world firsts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eSanta has \u003cstrong data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"579\"\u003ehad it\u003c\/strong\u003e, and he’s sending you a formal \u003cstrong data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"642\"\u003eGamer Naughty List citation\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"646\"\u003eThis letter is \u003cstrong data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"694\"\u003ePG-13, chaotic, and hilarious\u003c\/strong\u003e, created for gamers who deserve a festive roast with consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"766\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"768\" data-end=\"793\"\u003e💌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eWhat u get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"826\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eYour name (recipient)\u003c\/strong\u003e printed in the notice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eA \u003cstrong data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"867\"\u003epersonalized Naughty List reason\u003c\/strong\u003e (funny, flirty, or chaotic)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eSanta’s signature\u003c\/strong\u003e (angry, tired, disappointed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eOptional \u003cstrong data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eDiscord name\u003c\/strong\u003e reference\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003eOfficial Naughty List seal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003eDELIVERED VIA EMAIL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e🎮 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