🎅 Santa's Gaming Naughty List - DIGITAL VERSION ONLY

🎅🔥 Gamer Naughty List Letter — Signed by Santa

(Madrina Tried… She Really Did)

You did it.
You finally pushed Santa over the edge.

All the wipes.
All the AoEs.
All the unsolicited weapon pics.
All the gray parses you flexed like they were world firsts.

Santa has had it, and he’s sending you a formal Gamer Naughty List citation.
This letter is PG-13, chaotic, and hilarious, created for gamers who deserve a festive roast with consequences.

💌 What u get?

• Your name (recipient) printed in the notice
• A personalized Naughty List reason (funny, flirty, or chaotic)
• Santa’s signature (angry, tired, disappointed)
• Optional Discord name reference
• Official Naughty List seal
• DELIVERED VIA EMAIL

🎮 Examples of Naughty Reasons

Perfectly PG-13, lightly unhinged, and gamer-safe:

• “Stood in the AoE — again.”
• “Rolled Need on everything.”
• “Caused a wipe and blamed the healer.”
• “Caught ERPing in public chat.”
• “Unsolicited weapon pics.”
• “Parsed gray and still flexed.”
• “For the noobs: go grind your coal.”

Santa chose the reason.
Madrina recommended therapy.
Nobody listened.

🎄 The Lore

Santa checked the list twice…
then a third time just to confirm your chaos wasn’t a typo.

After reviewing your wipes, your AoE face-tanking, and those weapon pics you keep sending— he snapped.

This letter is pure Santa disappointment, handwritten and delivered with zero sugar, zero cookies, and absolutely no kiss.

Madrina saw your name on the list and said,
“Hmm… might still be redeemable.”
Santa disagreed violently.

He wrote this himself.
He is tired.
And he wants you to know it.

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

✔ Gamers
✔ FC / guild members
✔ Raiders
✔ Streamers
✔ Couples (PG-13 naughty)
✔ Holiday prank gifts
✔ Anyone who keeps wiping the party

Playful, harmless, and festive as hell.  Wanna order 10 or more? Let me know.

⚠️ Important Notes

• DIGITAL ITEM only
• Santa Letter & Naughty Letter Madrina Edition sold separately
• Adults only — PG-13 humor
• Not affiliated with any video game, studio, or franchise
  This is original comedy from the Madrina Claus Universe
• Santa is definitely NOT including a kiss. He wants no part of it.

🎅💀 Ready to disappoint Santa one more time?

Order now.
You’re already on the list anyway.

*Raising funds for the fan fest.